2 years ago
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Champion
You’ve had a long day, and you are going to SIT DOWN! An amateur might look at the slight suggestion of space you impossibly wedged yourself into and think it couldn’t be done. No way could a human being shoehorn themselves into that tiny gap! But that’s why they are amateurs and you are a CHAMPION! Like Moses parting the Red Sea with his hands, you use your butt cheeks to make space where there was none! Miracles happen every day and today you fit the round peg into a square hole!
The body language of passengers on either side of you is toxic at best. But champions never look back, or in your case, right to left. Just keep your eyes firmly closed and bask in the comfort and satisfaction that you got a seat!
*** Look out! Gerdy sent in a hot one! Thanks for the pic, I now have it hanging over my mantel. Keep on Douchin’ ***
via subwaydouchery
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That girl’s expression? That’s me when I take...someone who ALWAYS has
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seriously, this happens...my economist issue, looks like i’m stuck reading the same 1 page...
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I hate these people. Like…NO! There...not enough space
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rides into the city.
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There’s always one lol
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